// Story.phr {SetMaxLength} 2000 / even this may not be enough if you turn the impressive-o-meter up. / it's ridiculous enough without it. / this one works best at low impressivness. {Main} Once upon a time, [actor] was [doing], when [event]~ < [continue] [event]> [ending] {Define} [singularart] a the {Define} [singularvowlart] an the {Define} [pluralart] some the {Define} [actor] [singularart] <[quality] >[awho]<[special]> [singularart] <[quality] >[awho]<[special]> [singularart] <[quality] >[awho]<[special]> [singularart] <[quality] >[awho]<[special]> [singularvowlart] <[quality] >[anwho]<[special]> [pluralart] <[quality] >[allwhos]s<[special]> {Define} [allwhos] [awho] [awho] [awho] [awho] [anwho] {Define} [awho] prince princess witch knight peasent king queen wizard little boy little girl fairy dragon giant thief stepmother monster begger shepherdess cook frog horse bird parent child wolf {Define} [anwho] old man old woman enemy orphan unicorn {Define} [special] from [place] with [item] who was [quality] , and [actor] {Define} [quality] lucky frightened talking ugly disguised as [actor] stolen happy poisoned hidden long-lost very strong lost beautiful cursed sleeping secret flying tiny insane blind stupid evil wise {Define} [place] [otherplaces] [singularart] [aplace] [singularart] [aplace] {Define} [otherplaces] The Floating Islands of Tortuga Zanzabaar Camalot {Define} [aplace] forest house castle cave mountain chapel kitchen kingdom ruin river cottage town road tower village sea palace prison {Define} [item] [singularart] [aitem] {Define} [aitem] sword candle basket chalice ring spell book treasure sword window fire crown boat meal door tree gift key {Define} [doing] strolling through [place] playing with [item] fighting [actor] searching for [item] searching for [actor] sitting in [place]( waiting for [actor]) plotting a plan to get [what] getting ready for a contest to get [item] sleeping day-dreaming arguing with [actor] trying to fix [item] tending a wound from [actor] {Define} [continue] And then When all of a sudden Suddenly Thankfully Unfortunatly But But then After a long time {Define} [event] [actor] came looking for [what]. [actor] came and attacked them for [offence]. their old friend [actor] came to meet them again after many years. a storm came. [actor] came and fell in love with them. [actor] came through chasing [actor], for [offence]. they fell into a trap set by [actor]. they were transformed into [actor]. [actor] came to the rescue of [actor]. they set out on a journy [journy]. [actor] died. [actor] was born. {Define} [what] directions to [place] [actor] [item] help fighting [actor] refuge something to eat a kiss {Define} [offence] killing [actor] taking [item] stealing thier true love, [actor] ruining [place] escaping from [place] {Define} [journy] to [place] to look for [what] to avenge [singularvowlart] act of [offence] {Define} [ending] And they lived happily ever after. And so the prophecy had been fulfilled So the king agreed to spare thier life. But they still visited from time to time. So it never left thier sight again. And there they sit to this very day. So the evil-doers were thrown down a well. So everything was restored to it's former glory. And to this day no one knows where they ran to. Which is how the kindom got it's name. As dawn broke they could see it was perfect. And they lived a misreable exsistance for the rest of thier lives.